You would think at the age of 21 months (which is so close to 24 months that they really might as well be 2 years old) that the 'puppies' being quiet wouldn't mean they were being naughty. You could be forgiven for that. However, having raised 5 whippet puppies (3 from birth - not counting their siblings), a Chelsea Bear and numerous family dogs, there is no way that *I* can be forgiven for thinking that (sigh).
I am upstairs watching TV and making Tuggitz!. The dogs are free to come and go. Drama and Teya are with me, Savannah and the pups are downstairs. All is quiet and good except the occasional sound of plastic. Good puppies playing with an empty plastic bottle (yeah right).
My mind instantly envisions my living room carpet, rugs and furniture splashed with a psychedelic blend of neon pink, orange, yellow, green and blue. Those of you who knew me in my early 20's are probably thinking 'yeah, that sounds like something she'd like', and you're right - it was (at least based on my wardrobe accessory choices at the time), but not in my current day living room.
In my panic I try and rush off the bed and downstairs (while telling KK she's a good girl for bringing me the 'toy') and am mobbed by 5 excited whippets wondering what game we're going to play (AARGH). 'Mummy's moving fast - it must be something AWESOME!' Hmmph, mummy can't move fast with you're all jumping on her and bashing her in the head and knees.
I finally make it past the sea of bouncing whippets, down the stairs through the school of running whippets and discover....
Phew!! Plastic shards, chewed up caps and ends, but NO INK!! Gel ink is awesome - it stays put in the tubes, and doesn't leak out the back end or the writing end. The puppies chewed the caps off (the caps had interesting bits on them) and then chewed the other ends, and then got bored before they reached the ink.
Dogs are locked outside while I clean up the shards (don't want any cut paw pads), say a sad goodbye to my pens and all is good.
And now that it's all over I'm a little disappointed. While I'm glad my carpet and furniture were saved, I'm thinking that it might have been kind of cool to have a couple of neon coloured pups for a few days.